Cute joke missing a punchline.

“Love is not something that makes you leave the ground, ant takes you to far away places you’ve never seen before. We call that an airplane. Love is something else.”

“Love is not something that you hide inside yourself and do not show anyone else. That is a 3-speed setting Thai vibrator. Love is something else.”

“Love is not something that makes you lose your breath and your speech. That is actually bronquitis. Love is something else.”

“Love is not something that comes suddenly and turns you hostage. That is called a kidnapper. Love is something else.”

“Love is not something that flies high in the sky, leaving its mark wherever it goes. That is a pigeon. Love is something else.”

“Love is not something to hold inside, or put outside whenever you want. We call that a dog. Love is something else.”

“Love is not something grayish which shines its lights upon you, taking you to the starts, and leaving something of it within you after it brings you back. That is actually an alien. Love is something else.”

“Love is not something which disappeared and, if found, could change the world before your eyes. That is the TV remote. Love is something else.”

2 Responses to “Cute joke missing a punchline.”

  1. mom Says:

    ADOREI!!!! ahahah vou até tentar traduzir la para o escritorio!
    bjs

  2. Jaqueline Says:

    tá apaixonado, Claus??

    (comentário típico de mulher, hehehehehehehe)

    acho que vou imprimir e deixar “sem querer” na mesa do meu bofe. :-P

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