I’m a scientist, and I’m okay
I code all night and I read all day

I run my tests, commit my changes
I go to the laboratory
I read my news on the Internet
And check the economy

I’m a scientist and I’m okay
I code all night and I read all day

I run my tests, I check stock prices
I talk to undergrads
I put on expensive clothing
And hang around in bars

I’m a scientist and I’m okay
I code all night and I read all day

I run my tests, I wear a suit
A top hat and a tie
I wish I’d been a Biz’man
Just like my classmates!